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101 Best Thanksgiving Captions Perfect For This Turkey Day

Looking for Thanksgiving captions to describe happy moments with your family? Or do you want funny Thanksgiving captions for your pics? Look no further! We have the best quotes for you!

There is nothing better than having the whole family together to celebrate such a special day.

But when it comes to writing a funny Thanksgiving caption or just a thankful Instagram caption to that picture you loved so much, nothing comes to your mind.

No need to worry, though. That’s normal. How can someone think after eating so much?!

It’s humanly impossible.

That’s why we decided to give you some awesome Thanksgiving Instagram caption ideas. You just need to copy the quote you like the most and go enjoy the rest of your day with your family.

It sounds like a good deal to us.

Wanna know some more Thanksgiving quotes for friends and family? Read on!

Thanksgiving celebration traditional dinner setting meal concept with Happy Thanksgiving text

Funny Thanksgiving Captions

Thankful, blessed, and way too full to be stressed.

Eat, drink, and wear stretchy pants.

I came in like a butterball.

Black Friday: Because only in America do people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what we already have.

May your turkey be moist, and may no one use that word to describe it.

Pour some gravy on me!

Let’s get stuffed.

Pies before guys.

Giving thanks, taking names.

Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.

There is always something to be thankful for. Like wine. And pie. And more wine.

I’m thankful to have a family who takes eating as seriously as I do.

I hope you don’t mind that the side dish I’m bringing to Thanksgiving is several bottles of wine that I’m not sharing with anyone else.

Gobble ’til you wobble.

Leftovers are for quitters.

Cozy Season.

Foul language is welcome only at the Thanksgiving table.

What’s your favorite Thanksgiving dish?

Warning: really delicious food ahead. May cause hunger.

It’s my law: calories don’t count today.

Thanksgiving, bringing out the best of my family’s dysfunction since 1863.

Nobody puts gravy in a corner.

Eat, drink, nap, repeat.

Feast mode #stuffed.

Thankful for leggings and elastic waistbands.

Keep calm and feast on.

Talk turkey to me.

They see me eating, they hatin’.

Red wine pairs perfectly with my crazy family.

The worst travel day of the year!

Funny Quotes About Thanksgiving

Set your scale back 10 pounds this week.

Time for airport drinks.

Side chick- a woman who enjoys the 1st, 2nd, and 3rds of mashed potatoes and gravy, sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce, green bean casserole, and stuffing.

We offered the turkey dinner, but he was already stuffed.

Because you know I’m all about that baste.

Why did I eat so much food?

Let’s get cranberry sauced.

May your pants be stretchy, may your glasses stay full, and may your family avoid all talk of politics.

Thankful, blessed, and mashed potato obsessed.

Oh my gourd, I can’t eat another bite. Oh, look, PIE!

Is gravy a carb?

Wines well with others.

Turkey time is the right time.


Leg Day #thanksgiving

Ain’t no time like turkey time.

She is clothed in oversized tees and stretch pants and eats pumpkin pie without fear. Thanksgiving 24:7

Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

Cozy up next to the fire with some Hot Apple Cider! We will be enjoying November with this festive drink and delicious treats.

I’m stuffed like a turkey.

I’m grateful that no matter how much turkey I eat this Thanksgiving, my jewelry will still fit.

Stuffed with stuffing.

Look at this feast; now, let’s eat this beast.

Sending you double blessings as you celebrate the festival of lights and Thanksgiving.

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday & celebrate just living.


I’m thankful for elastic waistbands.

Dinner time.

It’s Turkey Time. – one of our favorite short captions!

No one has ever become poor at giving.

Keep calm and gobble on.

Thanksgiving dinner is a piece of the pie.

Oh, my gourd – I love Thanksgiving!

Just remember: it might be Monday, but it’s a short week that ends with pie and shopping. We can do this.

Thankful Instagram captions

Celebrate the happiness that family and friends are always giving, make every day a holiday & celebrate just living.

Nothing is more honorable than a grateful heart.

Be Thankful for what you have, you’ll end up having more.

Together is a wonderful place to be.

So stuffed, so thankful.

We may not have it all together, but together, we have it all.

Give thanks for a little, and you will find a lot.

The most thankful time of the year.

Food always tastes better when you eat it with your family.

In all things, give thanks.

Gratitude is an attitude.

Eat, drink, and be thankful.

Thank you for the food before us, the friends beside us, and the love between us.

I am thankful for my healthy family. If everyone you love is ok, then you can’t ask for anything more.

He who thanks but with the lips, thanks but in part. The full, the real Thanksgiving comes from the heart.

Give thanks for a little, and you will find a lot.

There’s always something to be thankful for.

Choose to be grateful no matter what.

A happy heart is a thankful heart.

I’m thankful for every moment.

In all things, give thanks.

Giving thanks for the simple things in life.

Thankful Quotes

Eat, drink, and be thankful.

Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and never giving it.

Thanksgiving is a word of ACTION.

Enter his gates with Thanksgiving and his courts with praise; Give thanks to him and praise his name.

If a fellow isn’t thankful for what he’s got, he isn’t likely to be grateful for what he’s going to get.

Let our lives be full of thanks and giving.

Thankful and grateful today and every day.

Give thanks to the Lord, for he is good.

It’s not joy that makes us grateful; it’s gratitude that makes us joyful.

Gratitude turns what we have enough.

Gratitude is the best attitude.

If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, thank you, that would suffice.

Let us be grateful to the people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.

Thankful. Grateful. Blessed.

Gratitude helps us to see what’s there instead of what isn’t.

Thank you for the food before us, the friends beside us, and the love between us.

Be Thankful for what you have, you’ll end up having more.

Nothing is more honorable than a grateful heart.

There is always something to be thankful for.

Carry a thankful heart.

So many blessings, be thankful every day.

Famous Thanksgiving Quotes For Friends

I come from a family where gravy is a beverage. – Erma Bombeck

Thanksgiving Day is a jewel to set in the hearts of honest men, but be careful that you do not take the day and leave out gratitude. – E.P. Powell

The thankful receiver bears a bountiful harvest. – William Blake

I’m grateful for what I am and have. My Thanksgiving is perpetual. – Henry David Thoreau

It’s not too much food. This is what we’ve been training for our whole lives. This is our destiny, this is our finest hour. — Gilmore Girls

It isn’t so much what’s on the table that matters as what’s on the chairs. — W.S. Gilbert

Save the neck for me, Clark – Christmas Family Vacation

What if, today, we were grateful for everything? – Charlie Brown

Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues but the parent of all others. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

Thanksgiving just gets me all warm and tingly and all kinds of wonderful inside. – Willard Scott

One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well. — Virginia Woolf

Coexistence: what the farmer does with the turkey — until Thanksgiving. – Mike Connolly

Thanksgiving is probably my favorite holiday – it’s a day that’s American to the core, and it’s a day that’s all about what and how we eat.– Marcus Samuelsson

That’s one of the great things about Thanksgiving: Football’s on! – Michael Strahan

You can’t have Thanksgiving without turkey. That’s like the Fourth of July without apple pie or Friday with no two pizzas. — Friends

Be thankful for what you have; you’ll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don’t have, you will never, ever have enough. – Oprah Winfrey

Give thanks for a little, and you will find a lot. – Hansa Proverb

Thanksgiving Day, man—not a good day to be my pants. — Kevin James

An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day. — Irv Kupcinet

As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words but to live by them. – John Fitzgerald Kennedy

It wouldn’t be Thanksgiving without a little emotional scarring. — Friends

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. — Albert Einstein

Give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. – Native American Saying Not a good day to be my pants. – Kevin James

Our rural ancestors, with little blest, Patient of labor when the end was rest, Indulged the day that housed their annual grain, With feasts, and off’rings, and a thankful strain. – Alexander Pope

Gratitude can transform standard days into Thanksgiving, turn routine jobs into joy, and change ordinary opportunities into blessings. – William Arthur Ward

We would worry less if we praised more. Thanksgiving is the enemy of discontent and dissatisfaction. – Harry Ironside

Thanksgiving, after all, is a word of action. – W.J. Cameron

I would maintain that thanks are the highest form of thought and that gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder. – G.K. Chesterton

On Thanksgiving Day, we acknowledge our dependence. – William Jennings Bryan

Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vision for tomorrow. – Melody Beattie

Thanksgiving just gets me all warm and tingly and all kinds of wonderful inside. -Willard Scott

After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations. – Oscar Wilde

Final Words on Thanksgiving Captions

These Thanksgiving Instagram captions are sure to bring you a happy thanksgiving day!

Take lots of photos with your family, the turkey, and the food, and use at least one of these funny thanksgiving captions.

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